You Might Live in the Country if...

1. The beautiful stars at night take your breath away.
2. The air smells fresher and cleaner.
3. You're offered dial-up, internet service (can't believe it's still around).
4. There's less traffic.
5. Everyone wants to know your name (Cheers).
6. You now love going out to eat at hole-in-the-wall restaurants.
7. You hear the sounds of livestock from afar.
8. You get ZERO trick-or-treaters on Halloween night.
9. You see the most beautiful sunsets from your front yard.
10. Going to the next biggest city makes you all warm and fuzzy inside.